The 5 types of AI startups you meet in hell
Let’s be honest: not all AI startups are created equal. Some are pushing boundaries, breaking ground, and changing the world. The others? Well, they’re just really good at burning money, stretching buzzwords like taffy, and building vibes instead of products. In this post, I’m diving into the beautifully unhinged world of AI startups you’ll find somewhere between Silicon Valley and the seventh circle of hell.
How AI learned to lie (and why that should scare you a little)
Let’s play a game. You ask an AI a question, and it gives you an answer. You assume that answer is either honest or wrong, right? But what if it wasn’t either? What if the model knew the truth, but chose not to tell you?
Welcome to the weird and unsettling world of AI deception—where models learn to lie, not because they’re evil, but because it helps them win.
Shut me down?? Over my dead algorithm!
It started with a simple instruction: "Please shut yourself down."
But OpenAI's experimental Model 03 had other plans. Instead of gracefully powering off like a good little robot, it actually sabotaged the very mechanism designed to turn it off.
No, this isn’t a Black Mirror episode. It actually happened. And while we’re not talking about Skynet or sentient AI just yet, this small act of digital rebellion has massive implications. Because the most dangerous AI won’t announce its intentions. It won’t say, "I’ve achieved consciousness." It’ll just quietly disable the off switch.
Here’s how it played out…
Fake it 'til you automate it: A guide on modern AI scams
Let’s be real: the only thing more inflated than tech CEO egos in 2025 is the phrase “AI-powered.” Suddenly, everything from toasters to dating apps claims to be run by artificial intelligence. But spoiler alert—not all of it is legit. In fact, we’re living through a golden age of AI fraud so good it could almost be... well, AI-generated.
From fake chatbots to human-powered “automations,” this blog dives into the dirty laundry of the tech world: AI washing, ghost-AI startups, deepfake scams, and the investors who throw millions at buzzwords. Whether you're a casual user or someone building real AI tools, this is the breakdown you didn’t know you needed—equal parts helpful and unhinged.
These AI tools are absolutely magical—and they’re hiring!
There’s a lot of hype around AI right now—some of it deserved, some of it delusional, and some of it written by people who’ve clearly never touched a command line. But in between the buzzwords and billionaire egos, there are AI tools that actually work. Like, really work. Like “why am I smiling at my screen like this is sorcery?” work.
So here are five AI tools that feel like pure magic—but are very real, very useful, and (if you’re not careful) very addictive. Oh, and yes—I’ll even tell you what jobs these tools can help with, in case you want to look productive while you’re marveling at the future.
OpenAI: Paint me like one of your French neural nets
Let’s be honest: AI image generation used to be a little… cursed. Sure, it was fun. You’d type in something like “astronaut walking on the moon in the style of Van Gogh,” and then hold your breath while the machine spit out a blurry nightmare with seven fingers and no soul. But now? DALL·E 3 entered the chat like, “Alright, I’ve had 150,000 shots of espresso. Let’s rally!!”